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"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The Amazing Man-Spider

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Extreme Bungy

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

Spider Web Stocking

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

'Are we there yet?'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'I'm just surfing the web.'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

A spider meal prepping

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."

'Furthermore, Your Honor, Miss Muffet's testimony ignored a much larger civil rights issue: the defendant's right to come along and sit down beside her in a clearly marked public space!'

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."