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I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Lion v Kiwi.

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'They're always moaning that they cant' tell which way my thumb is so I had this made.'

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"Let's get readyyyyy—to fall for really great marketing."

"This should be hilarious."

"Daddy doesn't hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees."

Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

"It's embarrassing to have a head of state who barracks for the England cricket team."

Spectators at a coliseum

Man with a remote control in a stand-off with a cowboy on TV.

Detroit Lions fan psychiatric patient

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

Ski Lift Duel.

'Do ya feel it? It's like a dahk, smelly cloud descended on us. Somethin' rotten...somethin'...EVIL!'

Duelling guitars at 50 paces, not a pleasant sight!

"Your move."

Chicken Sheep gunfight

"What do you think the Aussies learnt from their listening device placed in our hotel?"

Covid and Aedes

"After fourteen straight draws it seemed like the only decent way to settle who was the best."