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Chicken Sheep gunfight

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Skate or die."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Abacus.

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

Musical Fight

"Pistols at dawn?"

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

"We don't let computers mess up your medical records. We do it by hand."

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

Alright, Hutchins - This 'toon ain't big enough for the both of us!

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

'Em... Hang on a minute.'

"When it comes to technology, Fred lives in the moment. The moment is 1987."

Battle of the Television

Man with a remote control in a stand-off with a cowboy on TV.

"That's a clock? Where does it display the time?"

"It's sundown. Where is he? Did I tell him sundown or sunrise? I said sunrise...I must look ridiculous."

Ski Lift Duel.

Dance showdowns of the Old West.

Sword Fight

Duelling guitars at 50 paces, not a pleasant sight!

"Hey, no spoilers!"