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"It's sundown. Where is he? Did I tell him sundown or sunrise? I said sunrise...I must look ridiculous."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Thomas Hardy

Artists of the wild west.

"Skate or die."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"Pistols at dawn?"

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

Count and Figaro

Ugly sisters

"What would Aristotle do?"

'Do you always have to be so quick?'

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"The secret of my win? Focus, my boy, focus! I stayed focussed, the hare didn't..."