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"Take one thousand steps backward, turn, and fire."

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

"Skate or die."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

Duel in a wheelchair.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Giant Headless Horseman

Sawrd Fighting

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

Anyone else think the movie was better? Book club bouncer.

Ode to Rip Van Winkle.

"Pistols at dawn?"

"It's my first novel."

Social Media When People Have A Perfect Life/Reality TV When People Have A Screwed Up Life

Mime Prison

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

'I don't know Robin. My life is good, I eat well, I sleep at night, but I keep asking myself - am I really merry?'

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

Tough town: NO sitting on wall! 'You'll fry for this, Humpty!'

Serf faints as apple is shot from his head by an arrow.

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

'I hate to let you go, but I can't afford an astrologer AND a spin doctor.'

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

Don Quixote

"Whoa! What are the chances?"

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'