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"Artie, don’t freak out, but there’s a spider on your back ..."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."

Idle parts

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

Spider Web Stocking

'Looks like the soup comes with flies.'

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Are we there yet?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

Spider Parents.

Dizzy Spider

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"I'm a little concerned about Frank."