Spider Survivor T-Shirts

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

A fright of spiders

Clown Phobia

Desert Island BBQ

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

Tax grab.

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

The corner that Spring's around

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

I told you not to text and spin, Simone.

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

'Mind if we play through?'

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

'I'll be right with you as soon as I feed Buzzy.'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

Spider has thread with yo-yo at end

The menu said this soup is recommended for mature diners, and is rated "AFS." What does that stand for? "Adult fly situations."

White flag being waved through the door of the Internal Revenue Service.

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

'This marriage proposal is quite flattering, but why exactly are you called a 'Black Widow'?'

"Apparently they come into houses to find a mate."

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

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