Nightmare Survivor T-Shirts

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

The only good thing about my recurring nightmare is that it's slightly better than my recurring days.

"Don't worry. In the movies the good guy might always in, but this is real life."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

Dead Funny

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

A dream of consequence

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

"Your 2 am is here."

Clown Nightmares

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Second Thoughts Wedding

Circus Act

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

Falling

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

The corner that Spring's around