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Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

Emergency Pants

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Running out of Gas.

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

"I will avenge you, Father."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

The Last Flower

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

'What luck!'

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

Global warming.

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'