Nature Survivor Prints

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Emergency Pants

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Running out of Gas.

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

"I will avenge you, Father."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

The Last Flower

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

'What luck!'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

"Will they ever realize that global warming is real?"

St Bernard Toilet Holder

"How much marketing do we need to save this situation?"

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

Global warming.

The corner that Spring's around

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