Nightmare Survivor Gifts

"Don't worry. In the movies the good guy might always in, but this is real life."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

Dead Funny

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Circus Act

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Your 2 am is here."

Clown Nightmares

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Second Thoughts Wedding

Falling

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

The corner that Spring's around

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"Doctor, I keep having these dreadful nightmares where I´m abducted by aliens."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

That Bear Grylls eats some EVIL crap, I'm telling you!