Spider Spotter Pillows

"Well, the spider you swallowed in the scrumpy is now wriggling and tickling in cider."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Fly Tightrope walker

Here I am... Just sitting on my tuffet. Vulnerable... All alone... And easily frightened.

The Alien Scare

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Extreme Bungy

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

Moon: Made in China

Idle parts

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Sure, but will you still love me when I bite off your head and eat it?'

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'I want you to bring me one.'

Spider Web Stocking

'Are we there yet?'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Of all my husbands I believe the first one tasted the best."

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

It's for you.

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

'Rats, we've caught a dung beetle: They taste horrible...'

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"I love their use of space"