Government Target Spotter T-Shirts

'Staff just can't keep up with all the changes...Every week it's a different performance indicator, they're all wondering what the government's next target will be?'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Save Our Universe

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"They look like pickles."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Moon: Made in China

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

We come in pieces!

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'