Trampoline Tester T-Shirts

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Rust test in progress.

Spider's Web Trampoline

Product Testing Department

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Late Bloomers

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

'They're not like popsickles, Sir. . . they're just too warm and syrupy.'

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

Fish Trampoline

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

At the National Whoopee Cushion Testing Facility.

'So how was work, Honey?'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'

'Okay Kid. Start Jumping! This will be the only exercise I'll get all day.'

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

'We've got bats.'

When no one is looking the snakes come out to play.

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

Gymnast.

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.