Trampoline Tester Gifts

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Rust test in progress.

Spider's Web Trampoline

Product Testing Department

Late Bloomers

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

'Hey, dude. Did you get a look at this sign?'

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Which' Consumer Testing Whiskies

'Now I know why this Satnav was going out cheap.'

Fish Trampoline

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

'So how was work, Honey?'

'Okay Kid. Start Jumping! This will be the only exercise I'll get all day.'

'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'

'We've got bats.'

When no one is looking the snakes come out to play.

'I shoudn't have bought you that trampoline.'

"You're the perfect man for our production test lab, sir!"

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.