Treadmill Tester T-Shirts

Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head? I'm glad you (huff) asked. Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death. So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills. Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill? They walk. ... Walk.

Dog Walking Services

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Robber on treadmill

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Walking To School Simulator

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Bull Treadmill

At the baby oil factory.

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

Superhero training.

"I was a mattress tester, but was fired for oversleeping and being late for work."

Tred carefully mill.

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

Running machine with pothole.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

"It's the groundhogs. They think you're the God of Thunder."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

'If I have to be at those boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.