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Hill Walker on Running Machine

Dog Walking Services

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Walking To School Simulator

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

Bull Treadmill

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

Tred carefully mill.

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

Running machine with pothole.

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"