Treadmill T-Shirts

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Tred carefully mill.

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dog Walking Services

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Sisyphus during Covid

Guy in gym

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Walking To School Simulator

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Bull Treadmill

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

At the baby oil factory.

Superhero training.

Exercise rat race

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Dog walking on treadmill towards image of mailman.

Crisis at the health club.

Running machine with pothole.

"... and over here, you can set the level of decline based on your age."