Treadmill Pillows

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Tred carefully mill.

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"OK, ready to go again?"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dog Walking Services

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Sisyphus during Covid

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Guy in gym

Robber on treadmill

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Walking To School Simulator

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

Bull Treadmill

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

At the baby oil factory.

Exercise rat race

Dog walking on treadmill towards image of mailman.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Superhero training.