Treadmill Tester Pillows

Dog Walking Services

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Walking To School Simulator

'Oh no its going to be one of those days.'

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Bull Treadmill

At the baby oil factory.

Superhero training.

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

Tred carefully mill.

"I was a mattress tester, but was fired for oversleeping and being late for work."

'It's come to my attention that you haven't been sleeping on the job.'

Running machine with pothole.

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

"I think I should have got them a bigger trampoline."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

'Frank! Cut that out and get back to work!'

'If I have to be at those boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."