Treadmill Use Pillows

"Perfect for when you've just got to get away, but have nowhere to go."

Dog Walking Services

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Sisyphus during Covid

Guy in gym

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Walking To School Simulator

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

At the baby oil factory.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Bull Treadmill

Dog walking on treadmill towards image of mailman.

Superhero training.

Exercise rat race

Tred carefully mill.

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Crisis at the health club.

Running machine with pothole.