Treadmill Wizard T-Shirts

'If I have to be at those boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Dog Walking Services

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Took On Too Much

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Walking To School Simulator

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Body Building Mishap

Psychic car mechanics.

"Still on your left."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Bull Treadmill

At the baby oil factory.

Academy.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"Damn speed hump!"

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Useless car accessories.

Tred carefully mill.

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."

I love Pottery.