Treadmill Wizard Gifts

'If I have to be at those boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Dog Walking Services

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"OK, ready to go again?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Took On Too Much

Robber on treadmill

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Walking To School Simulator

Body Building Mishap

Psychic car mechanics.

"Still on your left."

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"It's improv night."

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

At the baby oil factory.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Academy.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"Damn speed hump!"

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

Bull Treadmill

Tred carefully mill.

Useless car accessories.

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."