Treadmill Navigator Prints

Hill Walker on Running Machine

Dog Walking Services

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Robber on treadmill

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Walking To School Simulator

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Bull Treadmill

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

Tred carefully mill.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

Running machine with pothole.

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"