Canvas Capturer Pillows

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

"I love the way her eyes look right past you as they search out the most important person in the room."

(Camel paintings)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"Could you keep still?"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

Creativity

"He's an abstract artist."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

Instant art

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

How Art Works.

"This one will go with everything,

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Painter's Duel.

"Stop staring"

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Artistic license.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'My right brain isn't working.'

Henri Matisse

The painting Painter