Canvas Capturer Mugs

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

"I love the way her eyes look right past you as they search out the most important person in the room."

(Camel paintings)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Artist and Musician

"Could you keep still?"

Just call me Picasso!

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"He's an abstract artist."

Creativity

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Vincent Van Goat.

Art Plagiarism

"It's called 'Sold'."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Instant art

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Artistic license.

Painter's Duel.

How Art Works.

"This one will go with everything,

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"Stop staring"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"Quit moving"

Artist painting a dancer.

'My right brain isn't working.'