Canvas Contemplator Mugs

"Too busy."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Could you keep still?"

Artist and Musician

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Just call me Picasso!

Creativity

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Instant art

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

Painter's Duel.

Artistic license.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

How Art Works.

"Stop staring"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Henri Matisse

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

'If you had respect for ecology, you'd resist defacing nature's handiwork with your mindless graffiti!'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'