Canvas Contemplator Gifts

"Too busy."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Artist and Musician

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Could you keep still?"

Just call me Picasso!

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Creativity

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Instant art

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

Artistic license.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

How Art Works.

Painter's Duel.

"Stop staring"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'My right brain isn't working.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Henri Matisse

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

Artist Painting Modern Art.