Art Contemplator Gifts

"Well, no, I wouldn't expect it to speak to you."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Caterpillar Paranoia

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

'If you had respect for ecology, you'd resist defacing nature's handiwork with your mindless graffiti!'

"Too busy."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

"It's an honest piece"

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

"I want to learn to live in the moment... just not this moment. some other moment. Like a moment on the beach."

Death is just a side-effect of living.

Art Gallery View.

'Nobody takes you seriously? -- Are you trying to be funny?'

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

The Master Switch

"Race ya ..."

'Just a heads up. The 'Big Guy' is not a fan of religion.'

Highway of Life

"Oh, a guy paid me to take his place here."

Rodin's Thinker.

'I decided Walter, I wanted to be more than just a 'golf widow'.'

"According to my financial advisor, dying was a lucky break before my savings ran out."

'What do you mean I'm not allowed to be indifferent about the Olympics?'