Canvas Ponderer Gifts

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

The Art Student.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

Doo inc..can and no can.

I'm color blind, please help.

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"Crap in" and "crap out"

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Picasso's learning years.

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

'It's an EIEIO!'

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"Too busy."

Nuclear Power Plant. Everywhere around here there's matter turning into energy, except where you're sitting.

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

Fin (The end).

In, out, and back in again trays