Canvas Ponderer Gifts

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

The Art Student.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

Doo inc..can and no can.

I'm color blind, please help.

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"Crap in" and "crap out"

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Picasso's learning years.

'It's an EIEIO!'

Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'

Sitting down

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

In, out, and back in again trays

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

'Miss Fogarty, I'm not having any fun.'

"Too busy."