Creative Captor Mugs

Piano Stocks.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Bright idea

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Multi-Tasking

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Elevator Pitch

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Building Blocks.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

The Thinker and the Doer.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Prehistoric Modern Art

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Two New Paintbrushes

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Kip paints caves.'

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'We have the same pinterest.'

David Hockney

Toilet Art.

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"