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Piano Stocks.

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Bright idea

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Multi-Tasking

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Elevator Pitch

Building Blocks.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'Kip paints caves.'

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

Toilet Art.

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'