Canvas Captives Mugs

Art Prison

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

(Camel paintings)

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Just call me Picasso!

Artist and Musician

"Could you keep still?"

Creativity

"He's an abstract artist."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Artists of the wild west.

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Art Plagiarism

"It's called 'Sold'."

Instant art

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Artist painting a cat.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

How Art Works.

Painter's Duel.

Artistic license.

"Stop staring"

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Henri Matisse

'My right brain isn't working.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

The painting Painter

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Art Theft

"Too busy."