Canvas Captives Gifts

Art Prison

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

(Camel paintings)

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

"Could you keep still?"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Creativity

Artists of the wild west.

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"He's an abstract artist."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Art Plagiarism

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Instant art

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

Artist painting a cat.

Painter's Duel.

"Stop staring"

Artistic license.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

How Art Works.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

The painting Painter

'My right brain isn't working.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Henri Matisse

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Art Theft

'That brush - how many dpi?'