Canvas Chaser Pillows

"Believe me, this guy is the next superstar of painting. He bows to the conservatives, the lefties, the environmentalists, to all religions, to the atheists, the meat eaters, the vegans..."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Painting clouds

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

The World Wide Web.

Just call me Picasso!

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Football

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Window in the Sky.

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"Do I use a cloud? I was downloaded from a cloud. Duh."

Golfing with God.

"Stop staring"

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

Painter's Duel.

Walken On Clouds

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"This one will go with everything,

OOPS!

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

Old fashioned aeroplane with propeller.

"Quit moving"

More jets.

'My right brain isn't working.'

Media Whore Raceway.