Cash Caper Pillows

He dropped twenty quid! You helping him look for it? Nah. I'm standing on it.

"Projectile hairballing."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Cookie Thief

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

Bad Dog!

Ice Cream Lover

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

Sacred Cow Meets Cash Cow.

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

Money in mousetrap

'I told you it was a risky tax cut!'

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

'I stole a guy's identity, but the dude had a longer rap sheet than mine!'

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

'Bad dog!!'

"Your third degree of the second suspect was first rate."

'We're getting rid of that welcome mat starting today!'