Ice Caper Pillows

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Ice fisher.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Global Warming

Football fan

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'I hate Global Warming.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

Mint?! This isn't a mint! It's all that's left of my natural habitat!

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

Global Warming Penguin

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

"Maurice! - You're wasting away!!"

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

Arctic Sign - You are here.

"Don't worry, they're aiming for net zero carbon emissions for 2050."

"...global warming. . . global cooling. . ."

The Problem Revealed.

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.