Ice Capader Pillows

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

"I would say your stickhandling needs a little work."

'No ice.'

Ice fisher.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Football fan

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

Global Warming

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'I hate Global Warming.'

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Mint?! This isn't a mint! It's all that's left of my natural habitat!

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

GoalieRobics.

Global Warming Penguin

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

Vice On Ice.

We need a new project right now!!! What's the rush? Eco Club. The ice caps are melting, gas drilling is poisoning our water. It's an emergency! Plus

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"Maurice! - You're wasting away!!"

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Arctic Sign - You are here.

"Don't worry, they're aiming for net zero carbon emissions for 2050."

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."