Ice Capader Pillows

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

"I would say your stickhandling needs a little work."

'No ice.'

Ice fisher.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Global Warming

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

Football fan

'I hate Global Warming.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

Global Warming Penguin

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

GoalieRobics.

Mint?! This isn't a mint! It's all that's left of my natural habitat!

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

Vice On Ice.

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

"Maurice! - You're wasting away!!"

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Arctic Sign - You are here.

"Don't worry, they're aiming for net zero carbon emissions for 2050."

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

Igloo outhouse.

'Low Temperature Physics Lab'