Ice Caper Gifts

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Ice fisher.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I think we have run out of time..."

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

Global Warming

Football fan

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'I hate Global Warming.'

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Antarctic Krill Extinction?

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Arctic - 'I'm going to shed pounds this year.'

Global Warming Penguin

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

Mint?! This isn't a mint! It's all that's left of my natural habitat!

'If you ask me, the constant fear of litigation is taking all the fun out of life...'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

"Maurice! - You're wasting away!!"

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

"What beats me is how you global warming sceptics always turn out to believe in local warming."

We need a new project right now!!! What's the rush? Eco Club. The ice caps are melting, gas drilling is poisoning our water. It's an emergency! Plus

Arctic Sign - You are here.

"Don't worry, they're aiming for net zero carbon emissions for 2050."

The Problem Revealed.

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.