Computer Caper Gifts

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

The ambush.

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

'You made me jump,'

'You don't need separate bedrooms. You need separate computers.'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

"It is against computer viruses!"

Servant boy caught with his mouth full of food

'I stole a guy's identity, but the dude had a longer rap sheet than mine!'

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

Another Bloody Cookery Show

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

'Fooling-around-with-strange-chemicals-during-a-break rota.'

Fridge Pirate

'We're getting rid of that welcome mat starting today!'

'Bertha loved the spa, except when she got soap in her eyes.'

'Yes, it's cream beef on toast. The school district has taken over the catering trucks.'

'I'm sorry, but you've outgrown this cartoon panel!'