Campus Caperer Gifts

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

The Giamatti era

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

A man sitting in the grass reading

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

'You made me jump,'

The ambush.

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Universidad

'Did I throw which spitball?'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

Campus Map: Philosophy Department

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

"I can't believe I'm in college. I never even found Waldo yet."

'You are supposed to be here.'

'University tenure, now there's a sweet gig.'

"Now that my college of choice no longer requires the SAT, I'm relying more than ever on grade inflation."