Campus Caperer Prints

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

The Giamatti era

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

A man sitting in the grass reading

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

The ambush.

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

'You made me jump,'

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Universidad

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'Did I throw which spitball?'

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

Campus Map: Philosophy Department

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

Touring campuses with Twig was fun. Now I don't want to go back to work! Quit! I'm earning your tuition money, Teddy. Wait. You went to college to get a good job so

"I can't believe I'm in college. I never even found Waldo yet."

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

'You are supposed to be here.'

'University tenure, now there's a sweet gig.'