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"It's a great school, but it wasn't my first choice."

'You are supposed to be here.'

'That reminds me. We have a faculty meeting this afternoon.'

"Now that my college of choice no longer requires the SAT, I'm relying more than ever on grade inflation."

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'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Universidad

A man sitting in the grass reading

Campus Map: Philosophy Department

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

"I'm looking for a bucolic tree-studded college campus. I don't plan to study much."

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"I can't believe I'm in college. I never even found Waldo yet."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Eternal Student.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Three more years of high school."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Paranormal A-Z...

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."