Campus Explorer Prints

"It's a great school, but it wasn't my first choice."

'You are supposed to be here.'

'That reminds me. We have a faculty meeting this afternoon.'

"Now that my college of choice no longer requires the SAT, I'm relying more than ever on grade inflation."

Campus Map

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

As they toured Burfman College, Brad and his parents could tell it was a big party school.

Universidad

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

A man sitting in the grass reading

Campus Map: Philosophy Department

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

"I'm looking for a bucolic tree-studded college campus. I don't plan to study much."

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."

"I can't believe I'm in college. I never even found Waldo yet."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Evaluating Colleges!

This college is a hotbed of innovation. Looks normal. Visitors. They've radically changed the campus tours to stand out from the dominant paradigm. Wow, I'll say. The student guide doesn't walk backward! So this is progressive education!

Touring campuses with Twig was fun. Now I don't want to go back to work! Quit! I'm earning your tuition money, Teddy. Wait. You went to college to get a good job so

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Eternal Student.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

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