University Life Explorer Prints

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

'Uh oh, you have somehow wandered into the engineering quad.'

Tenure Beach/Adjunct Area

Beerboarding 101

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

Safe spaces?

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

"Great, now we're lost."

A man sitting in the grass reading

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

'Everybody's grades are down, Dad -- I think the school's having some kind of austerity program.'

"I'm sure your students understand it was your first day, Tom... besides, seeing a man cry doesn't have the stigma it once did!"

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'