Planner Of Capers Gifts

The ambush.

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Father Time Management

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Bad Office Planning

'You made me jump,'

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Cat Day Planner.

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'

'I don't give a fig about 'relaxed planning regulations' it's got to come down.'

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

Popping an idea.