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The ambush.

"We only got six days of funding."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

When Engineers Crack.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'You made me jump,'

Father Time Management

Bad Office Planning

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Cat Day Planner.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

Popping an idea.

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

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