Man at the deli counter (reflected backwards in window) asks 'Got any Salami?' written backwards.
Culinary Capers Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates culinary creativity? Our collection of fun and thoughtful products highlights the colorful, quirky side of cooking and eating. Whether they enjoy experimenting in the kitchen or simply love food-related humor, these gifts bring a smile to any culinary adventurer's face. Brighten up their cooking space or add a witty touch to their everyday routine with unique items designed for those who savor the art of cuisine. Perfect for anyone passionate about food and fun!
"My dog didn't eat my homework. My husband did."
Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.
"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."
Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.
Kiss the Commander in Chef
Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'
"The vegetables have gone bad!"
"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."
"Things were going along great with Greg and me, and then the 'Diceman' returned."
'You made me jump,'
The ambush.
'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'
'Tasty.'
"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."
STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!
'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'
Cookie Thief
'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'
'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'
'Yourplace.com or mine?'
'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'
"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."
Ice Cream Lover
Bad Dog!
'Table 17 wants his salmon seasoned only with sea salt - from the Pacific; between 25 and 30 degrees south latitude.'
"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"
A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.
'You know I must have been mistaken, it tastes fine after all.'
'Okay, let's shake on it.'
Servant boy caught with his mouth full of food
"Sure I did it out of spite, but I want to make it look like an accident."
Another Bloody Cookery Show
NutcrackersSafecrackers.
'I stole a guy's identity, but the dude had a longer rap sheet than mine!'
Culinary Capers Gifts Collection
Culinary Capers Mugs
Discover more humorous and foodie-inspired mugs that celebrate culinary capers. Find the perfect gift to warm their mornings and bring humor to the kitchen.
Culinary Capers Pillows
Add some fun to their home decor with our culinary capers pillows—sweet, funny, and perfect for any foodie's favorite lounging spot.
Culinary Capers Prints
Brighten their kitchen or dining area with vibrant food-inspired prints. Celebrate culinary adventures with artwork that’s as playful as it is tasty.
Culinary Capers T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty t-shirts perfect for culinary lovers. Find apparel that brings humor and personality to every meal or cooking session.