Culinary Caper Cracker Gifts

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Little league world series of poker.

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"The vegetables have gone bad!"

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'You made me jump,'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

A parrot business meeting

C is for Cracker

Polly want a cracker?

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

Looking for the vaccine

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

Mouse Cracker

A cow is for milking not just for Christmas!

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

'You know I must have been mistaken, it tastes fine after all.'

"No matter what deal they offer, make sure it includes the crackers!"

NutcrackersSafecrackers.