Caption Cracker Gifts

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Boy whistling at crackers.

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

"Fortunately, Mr. O'Brien, a sucker's attorney is born every half a minute."

A parrot business meeting

C is for Cracker

'I need an officer to respond to a report of a stolen donut truck.'

Cracker nice, but Polly want more.

'Not to worry, I've handled hundreds of cases like this and the way I see it, I'm bound to win one sooner or later.'

Polly want a cracker?

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Looking for the vaccine

'Polly had a cracker.'

Animal Crackers. What a mess! I have to check them all. The box says "Do not eat if seal broken" --- Does this look like a seal to you?

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

'The attorney will see you just as soon as you put this neck-brace on.'

'They agreed to settle out of court.'

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

'I don't care what everyone else is doing, Mr. Wilson, in my courtroom we don't use pepper spray.'

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

Two particles outside Hadron Collider; 'Fancy getting smashed this evening?'

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

"Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law."

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

A third of the buck stops here.

Mouse Cracker

"Polly doesn't want THAT cracker."