Crackers Gifts

"Obviously, if the only thing you keep on repeating is "Polly wants a cracker", you're bound to put on weight..."

Little league world series of poker.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'You reek of crackers.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

C is for Cracker

A parrot business meeting

Polly want a cracker?

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

"I'm leaving you, Polly! You don't want me. . . You just want crackers."

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

Mouse Cracker

A cow is for milking not just for Christmas!

"Polly doesn't want THAT cracker."

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

'Loook, lady, my name is Frank, not Polly, and I don't want no stinkin' cracker!'