Crackers Gifts

"Obviously, if the only thing you keep on repeating is "Polly wants a cracker", you're bound to put on weight..."

Little league world series of poker.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Boy whistling at crackers.

'You reek of crackers.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

C is for Cracker

'I need an officer to respond to a report of a stolen donut truck.'

A parrot business meeting

Cracker nice, but Polly want more.

Polly want a cracker?

'Polly had a cracker.'

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

"Poor Sadie, this Pesach she finally cracked."

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

"Dude, we are not setting the neighbor's house on fire this year!"

Boy blowing at crackers.

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

"I'm leaving you, Polly! You don't want me. . . You just want crackers."

"I see. And precisely what methods did you use to determine that my client was a 'bad boy'?"

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

Mouse Cracker

"Polly doesn't want THAT cracker."

"I know you want a cracker, but I refuse to contribute further to the welfare state."

A cow is for milking not just for Christmas!

Parrot to owner: 'The cracker is fine, but will it satisfy my emotional needs?'

'Loook, lady, my name is Frank, not Polly, and I don't want no stinkin' cracker!'